In light of the fact that many people create their own licenses that are really just anti-licenses with tenuous legal standing, I decided to write up one narrated as a person fighting with their spouse:
STOP CRYING PUBLIC LICENSE
Version 3, June 2013
Copyright (C) Me
Look, you can use the damn license. It's not a big deal! Copy and distribute for all I care. Modify it, use it, change it, give it to your friends, post it on the Internet. No -- you ... look, it's fine. It's FINE. Just don't blame me when it breaks. And for god's sake stop crying!